The ability to pee standing up is a skill most women have wished they could do at various times in their life. Most women gave up this dream as a toddler when attempting to copy a boy, it ended miserably and your mother chastised you by saying only boys can do that. Since then you have endured unsanitary public facilities, long and never-ending lines for a dirty stall so you can hover over a seat, or popped a squat when outdoors.
Here are some devices that will help Women Pee Standing Up
Go-Girl, “Don’t take life sitting down.” Plus points for the power pink hue and medical grade silicon.
|That’s not the funnel from chemistry class.|
Sani-Fem Freshette. This actually extends the funnel concept to a penile-like shape so you can get it out there. (We learned from Stand2Pee that women can naturally get distance with some practice, sans device.) We’re doubting the validity of the Freshette’s name, since it seems it wouldn’t smell very fresh at all after use.
|This wouldn’t even get a second glance from airport security. Not at all.|
Shewee, motto: “Stand up and take control.” This product’s boast is that you can use it with your clothes still on!
|A SHEWEE here, a SHEWEE there, here a wee, there a wee….|
Last, but definitely not least, is the SHENIS. Enough said.
|Nature didn’t make them like this. Sadly.|
The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.