Funny 140 Words Facebook Jokes

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Facebook Jokes: What is Facebook?

We hope everyone knows very well because today it is largest using social network service all over the world. So many types of Facebook jokes have been made everyday by different peoples. Below are latest collected Facebook messages from our various sources.

1) Boy-Girl
Modern day break up
Girl: i wanna break up with you
Boy: why?
Girl: because you didn’t comment on my Facebook status

2) A man asks a trainer in the gym:
“I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?”
Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

3) It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes. I mean you’re here aren’t you?

4)  My girlfriend always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch friends status.”
So one day while I was watching friends status, someone stole my money.
It was my girlfriend!

5) I am wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking”
my own comment? Of course I like my own comments.
I’m awesome :p

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